By Robert Scucci
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Have you ever found yourself watching the Saw movies and thinking about yourself, it’s great, but it would be better if they were zero? Of course you haven’t done it, but now we have the conversation, I have to draw your attention to 2007 Steel trap; One of the films I was recommended last week which implies a group of foreigners stuck in a building in the hands of a sadistic psychopath who wants to play a twisted game.
What is the object of the game, ask yourself? I have no idea.
Does anyone win in Steel trap? No … no one wins.
But you can comfort me in the fact that I sacrificed myself for the greatest good and that I looked Steel trap You can therefore at the very least make an informed decision before succumbing to these dark desires for the lowest form of cinematographic entertainment found at the bottom of the barrel tubi that I cannot help but occupy because there is No hope for me.
What’s at stake?
Unlike the first SAW film, Steel trap Do not start in a basement dungeon that makes you ask you “Oh my God, these poor … What have ever done to find themselves in such a horrible situation?”
In fact, I do not even think that it is necessary to give you an overview of the main characters of this film, because they are all one -dimensional versions of the most unforeseen people you will ever meet in your life who find themselves celebrated Christmas Eve New Year at an exclusive party organized at the top of an abandoned skyscraper.
When these guests all receive a mysterious text from an unknown sender declaring that the real The party takes place in the basement, they, without hesitation, go down because why would they not do it?
The rest of Steel trap takes place during this second celebration, where each guest receives nicknames like “pig” and “Two-face”, and they are all invited to solve a certain number of deadly puzzles designed to systematically kill each of them before night is exit. To save you the conjecture … Yes, each nickname prefigures the kind of death that each participant will experience if he does not finish the game which is apparently orchestrated by a guy who (not the puzzle) bearing what seems to be a bondage mask in leather.
Dialogue inspired
While each of the seven victims who should navigate through the treacherous labyrinth without appropriate outing, they have encountered traps such as points of peak elevator, electrified doors and defective weapons that give them a false feeling of security, but fail -The the most needed.
While trying without enthusiasm to reconstruct the puzzles, the explanatory dialogue lines will help you fill the whites. For example, when someone looks at his mobile phone And says “Blocked signal, what does that mean?” You get the clarification you are looking for when someone else answers: “It means someone blocked the signal.”
While you are wondering why on Earth, you would like to broadcast a film like Steel trapI can assure you that for a film that is so strong to play it directly, it is an absolute gold mine of involuntary comedy that you do not want to miss. I have already said it, and I repeat: if you are just looking for films for the sole purpose of being entertained, you have everything you need here.
To date, you can broadcast Steel trap free on Tubi.
